ullragg asked
Hey how do you like the idea of a EQ/Sol/KK threesome? I mean Sollux would definitely get a kick out of bright red bulge and royal blue bulge, right?

syblatortue:

I like the idea a lot! in theory anyway… I’m not sure how that would actually go down X3 But yeah, I agree that the moment Sollux sees EQ’s and KK’s bulges all tangled together will be the moment his brain short-circuits at the perfectiion of it.

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iiskaa:

Three old Blitzwing/Jazz sketches, two of them slightly revamped. I love this pairing, IDEK why.

I took a photo of myself grabbing my own boobs to use as a reference for the Crazy!Blitzwing/Jazz one and the hands still look all fucked up.

nobloodforenergon:

Moar awkward sex, TFA style. I’ll include the artists comments <3
1. Perceptor would probably be the worst partner ever since he deleted his emotions/personality XDBut Wheeljack loves him anyway CX2. Megs, just stick with the original, clones are way to much trouble 3. idk XD4. Cue Dirge and Thrust being born nine months later…I kid, I kid XD and apparently Starscream had to buy protection from Swindle for Swindle, what the hell Swindle…Also skipped a panel ‘cause…I didn’t really find any excuse for robots to wear leather…5. Thankfully Blurr was to busy enjoying himself to really notice 
6. Lockdowns new mod apparently didn’t work quite as planned…7. Jazz/Tracks…? idk XD8. ??…9. Poor UM is getting to old for this …10. Moar Tracks fail And Soundwave…’cause…[link] made me like that pair X311. Because Optimus apparently has a thing for giving decepticons a “face full of foam” 12. Megatron is also getting to old for this…You need to pick someone younger Optimus OwO13. idkWaspinatorbuzzing -w- 14. Starscream. You’re not helping TC’s ego…err…your ego…hmmm 15. And Prime keeps jizzing over everybot…16. See Megs, this is why you should let Starscream finish picking up the soap before…well yeah… 17. Quick Slipstream, get the camera 18. so… poor Megs OwO19. Blitzwing had Lugnut sleep on the couch for a long time after that… 20. Annd Random …well one should be careful around Random… 8<

nobloodforenergon:

Moar awkward sex, TFA style. I’ll include the artists comments <3

1. Perceptor would probably be the worst partner ever since he deleted his emotions/personality XDBut Wheeljack loves him anyway CX
2. Megs, just stick with the original, clones are way to much trouble
3. idk XD
4. Cue Dirge and Thrust being born nine months later…I kid, I kid XD and apparently Starscream had to buy protection from Swindle for Swindle, what the hell Swindle…Also skipped a panel ‘cause…I didn’t really find any excuse for robots to wear leather…
5. Thankfully Blurr was to busy enjoying himself to really notice

6. Lockdowns new mod apparently didn’t work quite as planned…
7. Jazz/Tracks…? idk XD
8. :icontfaskywarpplz::iconsaysplz:??…:iconmegustaplz:
9. Poor UM is getting to old for this …
10. Moar Tracks fail And Soundwave…’cause…[link] made me like that pair X3
11. Because Optimus apparently has a thing for giving decepticons a “face full of foam”
12. Megatron is also getting to old for this…You need to pick someone younger Optimus OwO
13. idkWaspinatorbuzzing -w-
14. Starscream. You’re not helping TC’s ego…err…your ego…hmmm :iconwthplz:
15. And Prime keeps jizzing over everybot…
16. See Megs, this is why you should let Starscream finish picking up the soap before…well yeah… :iconlolwhutplz:
17. Quick Slipstream, get the camera
18. so… poor Megs OwO
19. Blitzwing had Lugnut sleep on the couch for a long time after that…
20. Annd Random …well one should be careful around Random… 8<

ask-the-scientist:

for real this is probably this shittiest nsfw comic you’ll ever read theres not even any words and the art is shitte as usual

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crashboombanger:

Sumthin’ different…

Blitzwing and Lugnut alone in a cave…in the arctic >:)

I should have probably realized that not everyone has headphones so from now on I will put the dialogue here just incase you have trouble understanding.

http://tindeck.com/listen/yvbl


Blitzwing *Icy*: So Lugnut, are you going to fuck me or vhat?

Lugnut: What!? I will do no such thing, how did you get such a notion in your head you disgusting cretin!

Blitzwing*Icy*: *Seductivley*I see zhe vay you look at me, zhere’s no denying it as it’s written all ova zhat BIG RED OPTIC of yours *short moan*

Lugnut: You’re delusional, you know that I am saving myself for Lord Megatron! Why would you even say such a thing! Blitzwing*Random*: I hate to break it to you Lugnut but Megatron doesn’t go for zhe whole “loyal puppy dog” thing, he vants somevon who can think for themselves, someone who has ambition you have absolutley no chance vith him Big Boy.

Lugnut: How would you know! I have personally researched uh erm overhead the kind of decepticons Megatron likes to be “close” with and I can assure you that I am indeed his type!

Blitzwing*Icy*: Okay I vill play along vith this little fantasy you have created, let’s say some how you end up interfacing with Megatron and let’s say you are a virgin (vhich I HIGHLY doubt) do you honestly zhink zhat you would be a good lay vith no prior experience? I zhink zhat you should practice vith somevon like say hmmmm… I don’t know *Hothead* Me!

Lugnut: Oh well I hadn’t thought of that, that uh is a good point and u-upon further examination of your aft I have deemed it “satisfactory.” But know this! I will only do this for the GLORY of pleasing Lord Megatron…sexually.

Blitzwing*Hothead*: Oh Vell I’m glad I’m satisfactory for you, you Big Oaf! Now before ve begin I should varn you, I like it rough!

kokoko-sir:

all evening I wanted to draw starscream/megatron but then I read Megatron Spotlight. (yeah, MSS fan read it only now, lol)

kokoko-sir:

all evening I wanted to draw starscream/megatron but then I read Megatron Spotlight. (yeah, MSS fan read it only now, lol)