24. Mistletoe


skywarp/starscream/thundercracker,G1. kissing. a lot of kissing. implied sexual relations.

i just. i just wanted to write seekers making out and it got away from me so so fast. but here. i think the grammar and plot got wonky after a while so apologies for that, anyway, here’s the elite trine


It was a happy day for the Decepticons. The last battle had proven to be their victory; they managed to haul off quite a load of energon; and a celebration was in order.

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[rodimus voice] drift… drift im going to die of thirst… you gotta help me

[drift voice] of course, let me just get you some energon and you’ll be okay! i’ll be right back in a moment.

[rodimus voice] no drift wait… i have a better idea… just open up your panel and-

drift then promptly kicked rodimus in the head. 


Cute twins with sexy accents playing with each other’s head gear. Also, it’s okay if they fight each other. But you pick a fight with one of them and you’re dead, son.

I don’t remember their speech pattern, but I think it was something kinda like this. Good Lord, whenever I think of the Jettwins, I remember how brilliant TFA was, and then I’m sad that there isn’t season 4. It would’ve been fantastic, Shattered Glass-territory goodness! I want Season 4!


The original comic is by Sister Reaper and can be seen unedited here. The English translation was done by alexiron. All I did was stick the two together.



some fun sex tropes:

  • laughing during sex
  • and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter
  • sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions
  • kissing to stay quiet
  • biting to stay quiet
  • one person meticulously doing…


Y’know, when I was 7 years old, I didn’t expect to one day share drawings of gay robots angrily kissing each other’s feet with strangers.

Anyway, here’s the awful thing I was talking about yesterday.