I like the idea a lot! in theory anyway… I’m not sure how that would actually go down X3 But yeah, I agree that the moment Sollux sees EQ’s and KK’s bulges all tangled together will be the moment his brain short-circuits at the perfectiion of it.
Blitzwing and Lugnut alone in a cave…in the arctic >:)
I should have probably realized that not everyone has headphones so from now on I will put the dialogue here just incase you have trouble understanding.
Blitzwing *Icy*: So Lugnut, are you going to fuck me or vhat?
Lugnut: What!? I will do no such thing, how did you get such a notion in your head you disgusting cretin!
Blitzwing*Icy*: *Seductivley*I see zhe vay you look at me, zhere’s no denying it as it’s written all ova zhat BIG RED OPTIC of yours *short moan*
Lugnut: You’re delusional, you know that I am saving myself for Lord Megatron! Why would you even say such a thing! Blitzwing*Random*: I hate to break it to you Lugnut but Megatron doesn’t go for zhe whole “loyal puppy dog” thing, he vants somevon who can think for themselves, someone who has ambition you have absolutley no chance vith him Big Boy.
Lugnut: How would you know! I have personally researched uh erm overhead the kind of decepticons Megatron likes to be “close” with and I can assure you that I am indeed his type!
Blitzwing*Icy*: Okay I vill play along vith this little fantasy you have created, let’s say some how you end up interfacing with Megatron and let’s say you are a virgin (vhich I HIGHLY doubt) do you honestly zhink zhat you would be a good lay vith no prior experience? I zhink zhat you should practice vith somevon like say hmmmm… I don’t know *Hothead* Me!
Lugnut: Oh well I hadn’t thought of that, that uh is a good point and u-upon further examination of your aft I have deemed it “satisfactory.” But know this! I will only do this for the GLORY of pleasing Lord Megatron…sexually.
Blitzwing*Hothead*: Oh Vell I’m glad I’m satisfactory for you, you Big Oaf! Now before ve begin I should varn you, I like it rough!